Funny Stuff...
 

Guys I am going to start here a thread about funny stuff you can post anything on this thread which is really funny. I am starting with a Joke.
1.
Boss:I will give you $15 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to $40 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.

2.
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company

He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"

The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."

Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
.
.
There was no mat!" :-P